No Soap Radio

I've heard this joke floating around in a variety of forms and have been trying to track down the original source for years.
Have you been told a different variation of it? From whom? When and where?
Please email me so I can add it to the master list of No Soap Radio variations

Here's what I will always remember as the canonical version, since it was the one I heard first:

The complete No Soap Radio catalog (last updated: 12/28/2007)

The original source

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I don't get it